how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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