do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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