so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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