i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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