Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
