it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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