She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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