you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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