sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize
