I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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