Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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