the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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