Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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