Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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