best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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