I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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