Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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