i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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