Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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