I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Houston, we have a squirter
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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