all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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