i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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