i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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