You made me cry and you don't even care
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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