Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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