that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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