dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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