why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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