i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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