Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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