I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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