Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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