Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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