My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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