What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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