I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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