he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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