You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You should frame my arrest warrant.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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