wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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