It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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