I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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