you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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