You're my little dorito
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Randomize
