she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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