Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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