He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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