is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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