put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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