This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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