gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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