Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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