just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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