omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Found your dick twin last night
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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