I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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