I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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